Monday, October 8, 2018

Interview with cozy mystery author Isis Crawford


Mystery author Isis Crawford joins me today and we’re chatting about her newest cozy, A Catered Cat Wedding.

Welcome, Isis. Please tell us a little bit about yourself.
I was born in Egypt to parents who were in the diplomatic corps, at least that’s what the blurb on my book jacket says, but that’s not my real name. My real name is Barbara Block and I was born and raised in New York City. I went to NYU and Columbia, relocating to Syracuse in my mid-twenties to go to graduate school, after having worked as a writer for several magazines.

Once I got up to Syracuse and dropped out of grad school (I decided a degree in anthropology didn’t make any sense) I proceeded to have three boys, co-own a catering service specializing in desserts, and write a sporadic column about food for one of the local newspapers. Later on, I co-owned two bars and a pizza shop. That said, I have found it’s definitely more fun to write about food than it is to work in the field. I have also written a series of books under my own name that takes place in Syracuse and focuses on a pet store owner named Robin Light.

Please tell us about your current release.
A Catered Cat Wedding finds my protagonists, Bernie and Libby, catering an actual cat wedding for a client named – of course – Susy Katz. Fabulously wealthy, Susy demands only the best for her two Russian blues, best meaning caviar flown in from Russian and artisanal salmon served to both humans and felines. A cat obsessed woman who makes enemies wherever she goes, Susy has invited her best enemies to witness the event. However, chaos ensues when she opens a wedding present containing a box of mice and the cats go after them. Bernie and Libby manage to round them up and go into her office to tell her the good news. But they can’t. She’s dead, having been stabbed in the heart with her own letter owner. Who did it? The neighbor? Another cat breeder? The officiant at the cat wedding? Bernie and Libby don’t know, but they’d better find out fast. Having accidentally tampered with the evidence, they have one week to find the killer or face jail.

What inspired you to write this book?
I was inspired to write this book after having watched two friends of mine plan actual cat weddings. Cats are not usually cooperative beings and things did not go well. No one was killed but there was an unfortunate chipmunk incident, as well as quite a bit of hissing and growling. Turns out that cats don’t like being on leashes – a fact I could have told my friends had they asked!

What exciting story are you working on next?
My next book is A Catered New Year’s Eve. Sometimes, it’s better to celebrate this holiday with strangers as opposed to ones nearest and dearest and that’s certainly the case here. The stroke of midnight usually brings confetti and toasts. In this case, it brings death to a soiree that Libby and Bernie are catering, a death that mimics one that happened twelve years ago in similar circumstances.

When did you first consider yourself a writer?  
I first considered myself a writer when I was eight years old and my teacher read my story to the class. That was enough for me! I’ve been writing ever since.

Do you write full-time? If so, what's your work day like? If not, what do you do other than write and how do you find time to write?
I’ve been writing full time for quite a while now. I find that I write best if I do it first thing in the morning. I rented an office, actually a room in a friend’s house, because with three boys in the house, their friends, plus my two dogs it was impossible to think. Even though my kids are grown, I still rent a space because that way I don’t get distracted by laundry, friends dropping over, etc. I usually get to my writing space around 9, stay until 2 when I go home and feed and walk the dogs, go to the gym, etc. If I’m on a tight deadline, I’ll work at home for another two or three hours.

What would you say is your interesting writing quirk?
I don’t know if this writing quirk is interesting or not, but when I get stuck I think about what my problem is as I’m falling asleep. Usually the answer is there when I wake up in the morning.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to do two things when I grew up – write books or own a zoo. I’m doing the first and I’ve come close to the second. We’ve had dogs, cats, birds, ferrets, monkeys, a variety of small mammals, fish, turtles, frogs, ant farms, lizards, and snakes – large ones.

Thanks for stopping by today, Isis!

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Goddess Fish Promotions Tenth Anniversary


Welcome to the Goddess Fish Promotions Tenth Anniversary Month-Long Celebration!
Giveaways Galore, too!

Who is Goddess Fish Promotions? And what do we do? We're glad you asked!

We didn't want your visit here to be dry and boring, so we decided to have a poetry competition and put what we do into verse. Here are the initial entries:

Marianne:

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
I'm awful at poetry.
Coffee.

Judy:

We can edit your book
find things you didn't see
It will be fun to look
at the changes from me.

Yeah, for some reason, Judy won!

Even better, her poem is correct. We DO offer editing as one of our options. Here are a couple of testimonials from clients:

I worked with Marianne on a complete edit and was very happy with the results. Her feedback was clear, easy to follow, and she probed on things I hadn’t thought of. She was also responsive whenever I had questions and helped me work through a few issues. Her feedback and guidance improved the quality of my manuscript, all at a very fair price. I’m working on my next book and plan to use their services again.

-J B Glazer, author, In Search of Mr. Anonymous

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Choosing the right editor for a project is incredibly important to an author. Let’s face it, we want the best for our books. When I was considering editors for my first indie-published book, Regenerate, I naturally thought of Goddess Fish Promotions–and I’m so glad I did.

Marianne Arkins and Judy Thomas are incredibly attentive and professional during the entire editing process. Their input was invaluable and the story is much stronger because they cared enough to help unsnarl plot points and find order in the chaos..

I can’t wait to work with them again. Truly, a top-notch editorial team! – Sarita Leone, award-winning author of Regenerate

We also offer Virtual Book Tours, Graphic Design, Social Media Promotion and more. You can see more testimonials here.

We hope you enjoyed getting to know us a little (more information is below) and we'd like to do the same. We'd LOVE to see a little poem that tells us a bit about you in the comments. We'll be awarding random book giveaways and $5 Amazon gift cards to some of the best poetry we find. It might not be at every stop, but when something really makes us smile, we'll reward it! Come on, be daring...

And now, more about us:

About Goddess Fish Promotions:

Goddess Fish Promotions was established October 14, 2008. Why? Well, when Marianne became a published author and got her the first taste of trying to promote a book on a budget, there was only one other virtual book tour company in place at the time, and their fees were simply too high for a small press author. After coordinating and running her own tour, she knew other authors could use the same service for a reasonable price. Thus, Goddess Fish Promotions was born.

Because both Judy and Marianne were authors and editors prior to running Goddess Fish Promotions, they approach the business with a unique point of view, and treat their clients how they would expect to be treated.

The people behind the fish:

Judy Thomas: Judy has a college degree in English and she’s worked in retail, education, at her local library as well as an editor for a small press and for the now defunct ShadowKeep Ezine. She’s also a published author so can see things from both sides of the fence. In 2013, she “retired” and now spends her days helping authors make their dream come true—as well as working as much as she can with her local theater group.

Marianne Arkins: Grammar freak and coffee lover, Marianne wrote her first novel at ten years old, built her first commercial website in 2000, and published for the first time in 2006. She worked as a professional editor for just over a year, and knows what it’s like to write, edit and promote a book on a budget.



What got you interested in promoting books?
Marianne: I’d recently been published and wanted to run a virtual tour for my book, but at the time there was only one company who ran them and they were hundreds of dollars which I couldn’t afford. So I organized my own. And it was an absurd amount of work. So … I suggested to Judy that we should start running tours for a reasonable price, something small press authors could afford. As far as I am aware, we are the second ever virtual book tour company :-)

Do your write, if so what genre?
Judy: When I get time-- I love to write! I’ve tried my hand at several different genres, but Marianne said my voice really comes through on fantasy. That’s nice to know, because it’s one of my very favorite genres to read.

Marianne: I am a published author, and write in various romance genres (so far I’m published in contemporary and historical romance, thought I’m working on a romantic suspense and a fantasy romance as well, currently, with ideas on both paranormal romance and a young adult).

Do you ever feel like walking away?
Judy: Only at 4 AM in the morning when the alarm goes off.. LOL. Seriously, I enjoy the work and love the freedom that comes with it. I’m not a morning person by nature, though, so that 4 AM alarm is not my favorite sound in the day.

Marianne: Every day! LOL… okay not exactly, but like any job, it has it’s good and bad points. Mostly, I absolutely love what I do, but now and then something happens that makes me question why I do this. The upside is that for every negative, there are dozens of positives (mostly the authors and hosts we work with).

What's your craziest habit?
Judy: I asked my husband, because I couldn’t think of any… he said I have a crazy cat, but not an crazy habits. So, there it is, from an unbiased POV.

Marianne: This is really hard…. Oh, one thing I do is, when I’m really, really tired, I start typing simple words backwards. Without thinking about it. So “the” would be “eht” or “cat” would come out “tac”. I have a weird brain (just ask Judy).

Thanks, Marianne! Thanks, Judy!

Readers, there are some great giveaways - in addition to the poetry -- check them out below. Feel free to visit the other tour stops this month and enter to win, there, too!

For Everyone: One $50 Amazon/BN GC, two $25 Amazon/BN GCs, Two $10 Amazon/BN GCs

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For Authors: 2 $10 GC for any Goddess Fish Promotions service, Winner’s choice of either a free blurb blitz (2 wk) or book blast (5 day), 50% off any tour (excludes Review tour or Full Service Tour), 4 free 25 page complete book edit, 2 Winner’s choice of teaser or social media cover graphic design

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Monday, October 1, 2018

Interview with dark fantasy author Craig DiLouie


Writer Craig DiLouie helps me kick off a new week and new month. He’s here to chat about his new dark fantasy, One of Us.

Bio:
Craig DiLouie is an American-Canadian writer of speculative fiction. His works have been nominated for major literary awards, translated into multiple languages, and optioned for screen adaptation. He is a member of the Imaginative Fiction Writers Association, International Thriller Writers, and Horror Writers Association.

Welcome, Craig. Please tell us about your current release.
First off: Thank you for having me on your blog, Lisa!

Published by Orbit, One of Us is a dark fantasy about a disease that produced a generation of monsters, who are now coming of age in ramshackle orphanages through the American South. Scorned by the society that birthed them, they must find a way to fit in—or fight for what’s theirs.

Claire North, author of 84K, described it as The Girl with All the Gifts meets To Kill a Mockingbird, which I think nails it. The book has gotten wonderful reviews in The Washington Post, Starburst, SciFiNow, The Guardian, B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog, and other places.

What inspired you to write this book?
I was fascinated with the idea of telling a Southern Gothic story with monsters. Southern Gothic literature is dark, over the top, gritty, and deals with subjects like the taboo, grotesque, and Southern society in decay. I thought this was the perfect place to tell a misunderstood monster story, a story of human monsters and monstrous humans.

As I was writing it, One of Us became a much more ambitious examination of prejudice. I love writing stories that entertain while viscerally engaging the reader with a big idea that may cause them to reflect and maybe look at the world with fresh eyes.


Excerpt from One of Us:

       The teacher crossed his arms. “Go ahead, Amy. No need to holler, though. Why do you hate them?”
       “They’re monsters. I hate them because they’re monsters.”
       Mr. Benson turned and hacked at the blackboard with a piece of chalk: MONSTRUM, a VIOLATION OF NATURE. From MONEO, which means TO WARN. In this case, a warning God is angry. Punishment for taboo.
       “Teratogenesis is nature out of whack,” he said. “It rewrote the body. Changed the rules. Monsters, maybe. But does a monster have to be evil?”


What exciting story are you working on next?
I’m currently wrapping up another novel for Orbit, a story about a brother and sister forced to fight as child soldiers on opposite sides of a second American civil war. As with One of Us, I expect it will be provocative.

When did you first consider yourself a writer?
I grew up on disaster and great sci-fi movies in the 1970s, and wanted to create my own similar worlds where ordinary people were tested in extraordinary situations. In the 1980s, I read a ton of Robert E. Howard and for a few years there tried to be Robert E. Howard. I considered myself a writer from then, working hard writing and learning as I got older. It wasn’t until the last 10 years or so I achieved any major success with it. It’s been an incredible ride, gratifying and humbling.

Do you write full-time?
I’m a full-time writer, though it’s split between fiction and nonfiction.

My nonfiction work focuses on journalism and education for the lighting industry. My fiction is then split between “big books” for major publishers like Orbit, and self-published series.

Working at home is great. I had to learn to be self-motivated and be happy with my own company, but I’m so much more productive, I work in my pajamas, my commute is to a coffee maker, and I get more time to watch my wonderful kids grow up. I absolutely love it.

What would you say is your interesting writing quirk?
I hate a type of “orphan” where a single word dangles on its own line at the end of a typed paragraph. I’ll do anything to get rid of it. Which is crazy, as once it gets into typesetting at the publisher, the orphan would disappear anyway. I guess I just like the way a page I’m writing looks to me while I’m writing it. If it visually looks right, it somehow reads better to me.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A writer, all the way. I’ve never wanted to be anything else.

Anything additional you want to share with the readers?
I thought the most amazing thing about getting into print with big publishers would be seeing my book on a shelf in a bookstore, but what’s really been most gratifying is getting reviews or letters from fans who were touched in some way by my work. Anytime you like an author’s work, write a review or write to them directly—more than likely, you’ll make their day.

Other than that, thank you for reading!

Links:

Thanks for joining me today, Craig.